How many of you remember the Olsen twins posing in Playboy? Me neither. That’s because it didn’t happen. For years guys all over the world waited with baited breath for their eighteenth birthday to roll around because, dammit, they’ll be old enough for Playboy. All that anticipation, numerous hours spent staring at online countdowns ticking away, days at a time being lost in the mere idea of it; all for naught. Eighteen came and went. Anorexia, drug addiction; taking away much of the desire. These are the risks we run with so much time to wait — That’s not to say we shouldn’t, I don’t want people to think I’m saying that. The thing is, we all knew, for them to eventually decide to pose nude, there would have to be a certain degree of corruption occurring, right? It’s just that they had a little too much time to ferment. When the time came to harvest, the fruits weren’t exactly ripe (more like shriveled and chimpish).
So they may have been lost, but hey, war is hell. There’ll be new recruits, redemption is afoot, and I believe we all know who I’m referring to. I’ve long thought Miley Cyrus would be lured to the dark side, but more to the area of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan (you know, getting drunk and not wearing underpants). I’ve slowly come to think she’s got more potential than I give her credit for. I mean, first she posed for that magazine and then those other pictures were leaked of her and her friends. We could be witnessing something here. As a plus, she only has to survive 3-4 years in the business without going Twiggy LunchStopping or snorting Mr. KoolAid. I think she could make it.
After reading Kevin’s blog today wherein he linked to this picture, I believe we can officially start the countdown. Hugh Hefner is still chasing his white whale of the Olsen twins, but he needs to wake up and aim his harpoon at something with meat on it. That circus has left town. A new show is rolling in and it’s a country fair. Come on, Hefner, get on that.
Do you think Miley Cyrus will pose for Playboy when she turns 18, will she somehow fall apart before then, or will she just take the pictures herself with her cell phone and send them out with the Christmas cards?
Filed under: Brilliant ideas | Tagged: cell phone, countdown, Miley Cyrus, Mr. KoolAid, Olsen Twins, Playboy
I doubt she’ll do Playboy. Then again, I don’t really see why people find her so attractive.
I’d say the smart money would be on her making a sex tape/snuff film and it getting stolen/released. I don’t really find her attractive as I like watching a train wreck in slow motion (as opposed to something like with Amy Winehouse where the train was off the tracks before even leaving the station). Although, she may end up being one of those who’s commercially slutty.
I do think that her stardom will end up in a trainwreck. Most child stars do. And having pushy parents definitely doesn’t help her. We’ve seen that a thousand times before.
But I mean I don’t even understand why kids are so obsessed over her. She’s not that good looking or talented (although I admit I haven’t seen much of anything she’s done). When I was their age (which wasn’t too long ago) I was thinking more about, say, Pam Anderson than I was any celebrity my age. Kids these days…
Kids these days are flooded with shit like Jonas Brothers and Suite Life and Hannah Montana and the internet is really pushing it. Four people could like something and a week later everyone’s talking about it.
As with much everything else “popular”, I just don’t understand it. Kids are just stupid and their parents either aren’t around to say, “Hey, that shit’s stupid. Don’t like that.” or, what’s more apt, they’re not willing to tell their kids “no” about anything for fear of them shooting either them, themselves, or their school or, even more ridiculous, they’ll end up in therapy cause their little feelings were hurt and the parents don’t want too many people knowing how they don’t really “parent” their kids as much as they “ignore” them.
I think she’ll do a Brit. Sorry, no playboy, just stretched out lady bits no one wants to see anymore.
… I just had an incest joke go through my mind… Thanks a lot, Fiona!
I think she might just do it.
Jerry has inside information, everybody!